I’m attracted to anything with brains in it.
A passing commented turned into ‘I’m attracted to anything with brains in it.’ Flashback to my tenth grade science class: sitting next to my lab partner newly from Cuba, I learned that people eat animal brains. It seems like she had a brain for snack food almost every day. I never asked for a taste.
Fast forward: the zombie culture resurrecting beings hungry for your brain. From wikipedia, zombie is ‘figuratively applied to describe a hypnotized person bereft of consciousness and self-awareness, yet ambulant and able to respond to surrounding stimuli.’ Now that may sound like you or someone you know.
Maureen Nolan, Your Attention Coach is currently accepting new clients with a brain. For coaching effectiveness, brains need to fit into the skull. However, large personalities are also accepted. This is not a hoax, just something to get your attention.
Contact Maureen Nolan, 404-713-0488 or email@example.com today for an intact brain assessment for coachability.
I am interested in brains, your brain’s health in particular.
Attention Coaching as I practice it, has your brain at the center of the conversation. Can you do what you want to do? Can you do it in the time you want to achieve it in? Will you turn it in to the teacher, the boss, the partner, the spouse? If not, why not?
That’s where coaching comes in.
- Leave coaching sessions with renewed intentions and revitalized integrity.
- Arrive home or at work and complete a task.
- Sleep well at night knowing the lights are off, the pets are in bed, the kids are clean, the dishes are done, the clothes are out for tomorrow, and your brain can rest, safe from zombies.
Maureen Nolan, Your Attention Coach, 404-713-0488, firstname.lastname@example.org